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No free lunch.
But for a lousy 60 bucks for three years, you can join the Beach High Alumni Association and start grilling-up all the Ollie Burgers you like -- without subjecting yourself or your loved ones to a single 'Get the f**k out of my restaurant!' from Ollie or Terri. Imagine ... you can even grill it rare and smother it with ketchup without a peep from the proprietor.
Ollie's dead and John Y. Brown's chickened out, but the legendary Ollie Burger lives on. Join now and we'll send you the recipe. |
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Unlike Ollie Burgers, which 'don't need nuttin!', Beach High still needs your support. More than 1,000 alumni have joined already. So, whaddaya waitin' for, a hall pass?
Top 10 Reasons to join the Miami Beach Senior High School Alumni Association
10. We won't email your spouse about your late night visits to pornography.com.
9. Free Florida SAT cheat-sheets for your children.
8. The paddle.
7. Naked photographs of Coach Vacarro.
6. Naked photographs of you.
5. Webmaster can electronically alter your transcript.
4. Have your next affair catered by the Beach High cafeteria.
3. Mike Wallace has been asking questions about you?
2. Beatice Manze wants your email address.
1. Exactly how DID you get that stain on your prom dress?
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